New Jersey: It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder
Washington State: It’s illegal to kill Bigfoot
Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
It's illegal for a barber to hum a tune while cutting your hair.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
No one may catch a fish with his/her bare hands.
Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.
One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.